There are mainly two national parties, too many regional parties, then the third and fourth front I don’t know of and then recently in the news was the party of the comedians led by Jaspal Bhatti 🙂 . This advertisement is being placed considering the fact that today there are too many aspirants to the post of Prime Minister.
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Applications are invited for the post of a Prime Minister in India, which is one of the largest democracies in the world.
Essential Qualifications: – Candidates should have working knowledge of Hindi and one language of the State in which they reside. He or she should have absolutely no knowledge of English language Their children may be studying in English school which is understandable and this should not be an embargo to his or her selection to the post.
The applicants should be unscrupulous and should not be a teetollar and can obtain a license from the Health Minister’s department to smoke in the office. Applicants will have to submit proof of their having their accounts in foreign banks which are safe tax havens. The applicant can be of either sex male or female. The applicant will have to submit a non-refundable deposit of Rs 100 crore in cash in currency notes of Rs. 1000/- denomination. Currency counting machines have been installed in the office. Please note that the facility to check genuineness of the currency notes is also available. The applicant should have at least four to five grown up children to facilitate the heirarchial line of succession. Applications of persons without children will be outrightly rejected. .Aircrafts, helicopters and air-conditioned cars will be provided free of cost to candidates to facilitate them to reach out to the electorate for making false promises.
Desirable Qualifications: – Should have no knowledge of the problems faced by the country. He or she should be ready to fight with the neighbours.
Age – Should be between the age group of 35 to 70 years and should submit proper age proof (Janam Patris not accepted).
(Note – Age limit is relaxable by five years for upper caste applicants only).
Application forms printed from Security Press can be obtained by post with in seven days from the address given below and submitted to the undersigned duly completed in all respects and should reach within fifteen days of the publication of this advertisement. The application should be accompanied with all attested testimonials and a certificate of ‘police record’ from the senior-most police officer of the State. The details of pending cases should also be given in detail.
Executuve class airfare will be paid to selected candidates for attending the interview.
CHIEF
BUREAU OF SELSECTORS
NEW DELHI